"I’m Not a Baker."

1. What Are Cookies?

• Tiny files your browser stores. (For some type of tracking, ask Google.)

2. Why We Use Them

• Essential Cookies: Keep your cart alive while you shop (otherwise it’d vanish like my patience).

• Analytics Cookies: Tell us if anyone visits this site (spoiler: too many).

3. What We DON’T Do

• Sell your data to third-party advertisers (I hate them, too).

• Use creepy tracking pixels (Facebook can rot).

4. How to Kill Cookies

• Block them in your browser settings (but the site might break).

• Or just clear your cache like a normal person.

That’s it. I don’t care enough about cookies to write more.