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Privacy Policy

A Legal Disclaimer

Short Version: We don’t sell your data, and we don’t like spam either.

1. What We Collect

  • Information You Give Us: Name, address, phone, email (so we can ship your order and curse at you properly).

  • Automated Stuff: IP address, browser type (basic website analytics—we’re not the NSA).

2. Why We Collect It

  • To process orders, send tracking, and answer your calls/texts/emails. (That stuff.)

  • To prevent fraud (because we hate scammers more than you do).

3. Who We Share It With

  • USPS (so your package arrives).

  • Payment processors (Square—they handle your card, not us).

  • No third-party advertisers (we don’t do creepy tracking).

4. Your Rights

  • "Don’t email me." Unsubscribe anytime.

  • "Delete my data." Ask, and I’ll trash it.

5. Security

  • We use basic encryption (SSL) because we’re not amateurs.

  • But remember: No online transaction is 100% hack-proof (including yours).

6. Square Payment System

  • We use Square, we don't store your card details. refer to Squares terms & conditions or terms of use, for their stance.

7. Changes to This Policy

  • We’ll update it if laws change. Check back if you care.

Questions?
Call/text: 907-360-4090
(We ignore GDPR requests—we only ship to the U.S.)

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