Privacy Policy
A Legal Disclaimer
Short Version: We don’t sell your data, and we don’t like spam either.
1. What We Collect
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Information You Give Us: Name, address, phone, email (so we can ship your order and curse at you properly).
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Automated Stuff: IP address, browser type (basic website analytics—we’re not the NSA).
2. Why We Collect It
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To process orders, send tracking, and answer your calls/texts/emails. (That stuff.)
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To prevent fraud (because we hate scammers more than you do).
3. Who We Share It With
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USPS (so your package arrives).
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Payment processors (Square—they handle your card, not us).
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No third-party advertisers (we don’t do creepy tracking).
4. Your Rights
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"Don’t email me." Unsubscribe anytime.
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"Delete my data." Ask, and I’ll trash it.
5. Security
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We use basic encryption (SSL) because we’re not amateurs.
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But remember: No online transaction is 100% hack-proof (including yours).
6. Square Payment System
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We use Square, we don't store your card details. refer to Squares terms & conditions or terms of use, for their stance.
7. Changes to This Policy
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We’ll update it if laws change. Check back if you care.
Questions?
Call/text: 907-360-4090
(We ignore GDPR requests—we only ship to the U.S.)