1. The Basics
By using this site or buying our products, you agree:

• You’re at least 18.

• You won’t use our furs for weird taxidermy or resell them as "vintage Alaskan mystery pelts."

• We’re not liable if you trip wearing our mittens (common sense applies).

2. Orders & Payment

• Handmade = Delays. Lead times are estimates (Alaska runs on its own clock).

• Prices in USD. Paid via Square—we never see your card details.

• Fraud? We’ll cancel your order and laugh while reporting you.

3. Shipping & Returns

• U.S. only. USPS handles it—tracking is your responsibility.

• Refunds follow our "one-and-done" policy (see Refund Policy).

4. Intellectual Property

• Photos, designs, and "Jeremiah James’ rants" are mine.

5. Disputes

• Complaints? Call 907-360-4090 (we’d rather yell it out than email).

• Alaska law governs this agreement.

6. Changes
We update these terms when bored or sued. Check back never.
By using this site, you agree to these terms.